27 Of The Most Categorically Absurd Tweets From Gerry Adams

Gerry Adams, Sinn Féin’s president and arguably Belfast’s most entertaining politician is one of the most followed Irish political leader on social media, he even released a book a few months back entitled My Little Book Of Tweets.

He churns out several tweets each day, all worth their weight in rubber ducks and teddy bears…

Don’t understand? Read on.

1. This foxy late night scenario

Last night & the night b4 I met a fox in the city centre. At the same time. In the same place. S/he seemed as surprised as me.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 13, 2016

2. This one highlighting the importance of friendship

Hey, if you’re a political leader, you’re gonna need back up.

It’s always good 2 have somebody watching ur back. pic.twitter.com/mRw1xpj3k4

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 10, 2016

3. This one showing his softer side

Talk about giving the people what they want.

I love Shrek.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 9, 2016

4. This one showing his disdain at Irish weather

Still raining.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 5, 2016

5. This one showing his love for mammies 

Just watched Lincoln. A mighty man. Daniel Day go mhaith also. But Christy Brown go h’iontach. Not least bcos of his mammy. Na mamais abú.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 2, 2016

6. This one showing his understanding nature after a long chat with Ted

Ted sez ‘Sometimes it’s hard 2 be a bear.’ I know what he means. pic.twitter.com/N5woqUn4fc

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) January 1, 2016

7. This one after a good night celebrating New Year’s Eve

Time 4 rockabye baby. Zzzzzxoxo

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 30, 2015

8. This one showing us that you really do learn something new everyday

What’s a loofah?

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 28, 2015

9. This one on the struggles of modern life

I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. Now the dirty dishes look daunting. Yeuk!!!!!

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 20, 2015

10. This flirty hint

We see you, Gerry.

A sprig of mistletoe in the lift in Leinster House. Just saying. See u there @ 9 in morning. pic.twitter.com/LVb9H2xaC9

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 15, 2015

11. This time he auditioned for L’Oreal

I didn’t go 4 a snooze. Instead I cleared up the mess in the kitchen. Fed the dogs. Ate 4 Mince pies. Going 4 a snooze now.Cos I’m worth it.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 13, 2015

12. This cryptic insight into his life

What’s an 0 between friends. Or between Xs.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 12, 2015

13. This one of him being a divil

A load of balls on lawn of Leinster House. pic.twitter.com/Go1DT2i6PB

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) December 8, 2015