Having a list of takeaways that you can rely on when you're on your period is essential.
It's part of your basic survival kit during that week of cravings, hormones, fatigue and overall crappiness.
With that in mind, we've come up with a definitive list of takeaways that will get you through any and every period.
This Asian fusion takeaway is perfect for the days when you're so tired you just want to curl up in a ball on the couch with a beautifully dirty takeaway.
My sources tell me 'Special Offer C' is a spice lover's delight.
Follow this order to the letter and I promise you, your day will be made 1000 times better.
Bowl or Burrito: Mexican rice, pinto beans, double meat, a mixture of medium and corn sala, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. Ask for a side of the Valentino sauce to drizzle over it.
I'm salivating already tbh.
(Insider tip - get the bowl - you can fit more in)
Ok, we know this is outside of Dublin, but considering so many people travel from Kildare to Dublin for work this could come in very handy for the commuting gal.
What's better than a dirty chipper during your period?
Wood-fire pizzas....feckin' delicious and one of the best ways to ease menstrual cramps in my opinion.
* I am not a medical doctor, I just know good period food.
Order the balti, the saag, or the jalfrezi and sit back - safe in the knowledge that you just made the best goddamn decision of your life.
Chinese and glass of wine anyone? G'wan you deserve it.