Did you know that when Hozier wrote Take Me To Church, he wasn't actually making any deep and meaningful statements about our theological and sociological backgrounds?
He was, in fact, just asking for someone to bring him to The Church on Mary Street for a pint and a bite to eat.
Well, not really. But if it was, could you blame him? This place is an absolute beaut – not just for drinks, but for the insanely good Gallery Restaurant, which has welcomed the likes of Bill Clinton and Taylor Swift through its doors.
True story. And no, I'm not making stuff up this time.
So why are we telling you this?
Because as well as being deadly, they're also sound – and they've given us an excellent prize to give away for you and a lucky accomplice.
It consists of:
- Pre-dinner cocktails for you both in the bar
- A three-course meal in The Gallery Restaurant with a bottle of bubbly
- Teas and coffees afterwards
How deadly is that?
Very deadly, my friend. Very deadly indeed.