The 11 Drunken Texts We're All Guilty Of Sending On A Night Out

You're fibbing if you claim to have never sent any of these kinda texts...


We've all been there – five drinks in, your mate heads off to the bathroom for two seconds and to pass the time you start spilling your guts out to everyone in your phonebook.

While technology has made many advancements over the past few years, it has, in fact, really only provided you with more apps to contact people with. And thus, make a complete tit of yourself when drunk.

So hang your head in shame, as you realise that you've sent pretty much all of these texts before...

1. The worrying keyboard mash texts


2. The unusually casual accidental text to your parents

Sent at, like, 5am.


3. The unusually formal text when you’re trying your best to appear sober


4. The blatant booty text


5. The needy ex text

6. The planning a holiday text


7. The autocorrect gone mad text


8. The song lyrics text


9. The garbled looking for your friends text


10. The late night philosopher one.


11. The text to your boss to get out of work the following day

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Written By

Fíodhna Horan Murphy

Fíodhna is deputy editor of Lovin Dublin and the Lovin Group. She's mad into music, gigs, cans by the canal and anything leopard print.