Your prayers have been answered.
There's a Coppers Gold Card up for sale online – and it comes in at just €250.
Posted by Hurley21 from Blackrock on Adverts.ie, this "rare piece of card" will allow you and one friend to skip the Copper's queue all year round. We defy you to read below and not be convinced to buy this membership.
The ad already has 2,000 views, so you'd better hurry if you want a piece of this action. Just ignore that pesky 2011 expiry date.