This Facebook Page About The Official Opening Of A Costcutter Is Absolutely Bloody Brilliant

This is actually brilliant. 

A Facebook event has been set up to advertise the Official Opening of Costcutter, Malahide Road, and the people have run bloody wild with it. 

The original, innocent ‘About’ section, states just this: 

”It is our pleasure to announce that our official opening will host a range of deals and special prices exclusive to Costcutter on the Malahide Road. 

It will be a day not to be missed with Dublins No. 1 Hit Music Station, and some other surpirses. More info to come.”

However, the comments range from:

”Cheap list xx”

”Will there be Mass?” and

”Fuckin buzzin for this! Who’s all camping?”

However, the best comment goes to this one, confirming the sensational array of acts who’ll be performing on the night. 

FIRST WAVE ANNOUNCEMENT
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THE ROLLING SCONES
M&M
KANYE (JOHN) WEST PERFORMS YEEZY SINGLES
RADIOBREAD
FLEETWOOD MAC & CHEESE
CALVIN HARRISSA
RITA OREO
ADELI
TUNA TURNER
ALICIA KEY LIME PIE
SPICE BAG GIRLS
COLD PLATE
FRANK OCEAN SPRAY
BRUNO MARS ICE CREAM
KATY PERRI CRISPS
ROBERT EGGPLANT
OREO SPEEDWAGON
BREAD SHEERAN 

BON BONS IVER
RED HOT CHILI PEPPER SAUCE
POP KORN CHICKEN
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB SANDWICH
BEEF PATTY SMITH
WU TANG CLAMS
SPECIAL KLF
GRANDMASTER MASH & THE FURIOUS CHIVE
FATS DOMINO PIZZA
ANNIE BIG MAC
LIAM 

HAZLETT (DJ SET)
FLEET FOX’S MINTS
BJöRK SAUSAGE ROLL
GOLDFRAPPÉ
JERRY FISH FINGERS
IAN BROWNIE
BLACK EYED PEA SOUP
LAURENT GARNIER FRUCTIS
HALL & ROLLED OATS
ALABAMA MILKSHAKES
PEACHES WITH CREAM
BREADED FISH GO DEEP
ICE TEA 

MACAROON 5
NENEH CHERRY PIE
A$AP ROCKY ROAD
PICKLEBACK
BEETROOTS MANUVA
MEAT LOAF
JAMIE CULLUMARI
SOLE II SOLE
JUDAS YEAST
SUSHI AND THE BANSHEES
VANILLA ICE CREAM
CHRIS DE BURGER
DAVE’S STEW ART

LITERARY TENT, CURATED BY SALMON RUSHDIE, ANNOUNCED SOON

Bloody brilliant stuff. 

Well done to all involved. 

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