We can't really tell you much about the quality of this take-away in Portarlington, Co Laois.
We can't testify to the quality of their ciabatta or their Philly steak, and we can't tell you whether they manage to succeed in their ambitious attempts to serve both pizza and kebabs from a single premises.
What we can tell you based on this photo shared with us today, however, is that they have quite simply the greatest name we've ever seen. Ever.
Move over Soon Fatt Chinese Take-Away; the bafflingly spelled but brilliantly imaged De-Laois-ious Kebab is now the undisputed king of pun-based restaurant names.
Take a bow, people of Portarlington.
And thanks to Dan O'Gorman for sharing this with us!