Craft beer is all well and good, but this one takes the biscuit.
A pub in Wellington, New Zealand is soon to launch a "milked" stout that contains stag semen.
We sort of like, looked at the whole craft beer scene and thought what could we do that's a bit outrageous, a bit Green Man.
In was inevitable really. But this wasn't the pub's first foray into mixers of an ejaculate nature: in 2011 they served apple-infused horse semen shots, while in 2013 they offered syringes of stag spunk. We detect a fixation.
The deer beer will be served on handpump to deliver that smooth and creamy texture that you really want from a sperm-based beverage.
There's only one way to serve semen stout and that's handpulling it.
No word yet on whether this unusual concoction will make it's way to Irish shores, but the idea's out there now if any pub is feeling adventurous enough to try it. Do you know anyone who would actually drink this?