Dustin is not just a turkey, a puppet, and a childhood hero to Irish 20-somethings everywhere: he's also the quintessential Dub.
The star of Den TV appeared in this video to make his case for Dublin, in the hope that the capital will win its bid for European Capital of Culture in 2020.
And he makes some solid arguments too, the bit about Aslan is particularly on point.
Check out the video above. If you look closely, you'll notice that he definitely hasn't been washed in about 25 years.
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