Adelphi is offering their customers free Jägerbombs and whiskey today because Donald Trump actually feckin’ won.
A representative of the recently opened bar, which is known for its savage hotdog selection and its Donald Trump urinal, explained last week that the drinks will be handed out because “we will all need a stiff drink if he’s the next president of the USA”.
Will you be stopping by Adelphi after work today?
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