Once again you've nailed it in terms of gas content all over the Twittersphere, and we've got the tweets to prove it.
This week, you should look forward to some great word play, some light bullying and questioning Tom Cruise's train of thought.
So here goes...
1. This impressive repertoire
2. This tweet full of wonder and disbelief
Hail to the weather woman!
3. Word play
Jokingly told a lady in the 10 items or less queue that she'd have to go to a proper checkout with her hundreds and thousands AND SHE DID
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) July 18, 2016
4. Accidentally on purpose
Just poured a bottle of Lucozade over a loud Spanish student by accident/100% on purpose on the airport bus as I reached to grab my bag.
— James (@ISayJK) July 20, 2016
are people on Twitter not stupid little ticks already https://t.co/mirfjGiW2q
— lizzo stan account (@rbcakn) July 20, 2016
Blue ticks for all: Twitter allows all users to be verified https://t.co/EeNIsOzJfe
— The Guardian (@guardian) July 19, 2016
6. The eighth wonder of the world
Can't believe Tom Cruise has three children and none of them are named 'Caribbean' or 'Booze'.
— ? amy o'connor ? (@amyohconnor) July 21, 2016
7. The important questions
Question for the ladies out there: How do you all get your bare legs to not look like gone off ham
— Valerie Loftus (@valerieloftus) July 19, 2016
In love with River Island's new ad campaign in which they finally admit that they are, in fact, trash pic.twitter.com/1nt78LsU5M
— Jack Williamson (@prisonskills) July 15, 2016
9. Famous last words
Amen, sister. Amen.
Me making new life plans every time I have a hangover pic.twitter.com/qEuAX6noqL
— Ana Kinsella (@anakinsella) July 16, 2016
10. Your health is your wealth
Went swimming at Seapoint yesterday evening and I swear it did me better better than a fortnight at the Betty Ford
— Harry Bear (@Harry_Birdboy) July 20, 2016
As I slimed into bed at 5am all I could think about was that those Happy Pear fuckers would be up to take a photo of the sunrise soon.
— Hannah Mamalis (@Hantmam) July 18, 2016