15 Tweets Perfectly Reacting To Last Night’s ‘First Dates Ireland’

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The nation needed the pick-me-up that was First Dates Ireland after some truly devastating Eurovision news last night.

The latest instalment of the matchmaking show presented us with egg lovers, coffee snobs, and self-confessed cheaters (pretty sure that one’s just poor first date etiquette).

Here’s what the country had to say about it.

Now to drown our #Eurovision sorrows in #FirstDatesIreland

— Caolán Mc Aree (@Caolanmcaree) May 12, 2016

Did he just do the ‘make me wanna be a better man…’ Line?!?!!? #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/s5aCjsb2aM

— Skinny Doll ???? (@theskinnydoll) May 12, 2016

‘I can honestly say I would never cheat again’ says a self declared cheater. A low, low bar. #FirstDatesIreland

— Amy Morgan (@amymorgangp) May 12, 2016

What was with that laugh Brian?!? #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/NUNFrub2Uz

— Jessica Flynn ? (@roflcopterftw) May 12, 2016

Ribs AND wings?? On a first date?? No wonder these people are single #FirstDatesIreland

— Kate Maria (@KateMariaGlobal) May 12, 2016

When you think the mirrors a camera. #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/X5XaPEEaOx

— Mallow News (@MallowNews) May 12, 2016

And Sarah is single?! Unbelievable really isn’t it… #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/ZBf3BszmXU

— Skinny Doll ???? (@theskinnydoll) May 12, 2016

“Im writing my novel…” #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/vxwtXP6GlN

— colmjackson (@colmjackson) May 12, 2016

20 eggs a day?
I reckon he stinks #FirstDatesIreland

— Nicky (@nickyode) May 12, 2016

20 EGGS A DAY. Jesus H. #FirstDatesIreland #eggbound pic.twitter.com/65U0rXzNnk

— LennyTodayFM (@MarkLennyskillz) May 12, 2016

“Are you on Tinder?” That’s a question for a first date? Really? #FirstDatesIreland

— Colm O’Gorman (@Colmogorman) May 12, 2016

You don’t drink coffee? #FirstDatesIreland #hisface pic.twitter.com/JHvp8NQJZH

— Darren Clabby (@DarrenClabby91) May 12, 2016

You’re from NAVAN. You did not always want to work with coffee, come on now. #FirstDatesIreland

— Amy Morgan (@amymorgangp) May 12, 2016

You don’t drink coffee #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/uVoKBH85cy

— Therese Ryan (@TheRealTherese) May 12, 2016

THE LOOK on his face when she said she didn’t like coffee. #devastated #FirstDatesIreland pic.twitter.com/eUTUAgf4EJ

— Jessica Flynn ? (@roflcopterftw) May 12, 2016