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20th Dec 2016

19 Things You Thought You Needed Once You Started Making Money

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We all remember student life. We all remember that belt-tightening. 

And we all remember vowing that, once we start earning cash, we would never go back. 

That’s why those of us with a fresh few bob in our pockets will throw our cash at anyone who’ll take it… and we mean anyone.

1. A salad drier

Or ‘salad spinner’ to those who want to make it sound even more ridiculous.

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2. Pastry forks

Normal forks are just so intense and aggressive.

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3. An expensive fleece 

Usually costing upwards of €200, and preferably of the equestrian and/or golf variety.

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4. Car tax

Sigh. It’s finally time.

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5. 40,000 cushions 

But not to lie on like hippies, oh no.

As ornaments.

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6. Good wine

Because apparently wine with a price higher than €9 has a different taste. Who knew.

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7. Book ends

I mean. Why even HAVE books?!

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8. Tap water bottles 

To be kept in the fridge door for all eternity.

Tap Water Bottle

9. A water filter

Rich people have big opinions on water.

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10. Cereal containers

No more crumpling up the plastic pocket inside for you, Richie Rich.

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11. Foliage 

EVERYWHERE. 

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12. Scented candles

Like incense, but for grown-ups.

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13. Dog mop shoes

Put that lazy dog of yours to work. 

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14 In fact, dog clothing in general

How else could they possibly express themselves.

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15. A meat tenderiser 

Well are you going to eat un-tenderised meat like animals?!

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16. Evian mineral water spray

Literally just water in a can.

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17. Sleep masks

For the curtains just don’t fulfil your dark, dark needs.

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18. Pizza scissors

Hangovers get harder when you can afford to drink everything – and these help.

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19. And finally, a ridiculously fancy birdhouse

Nicer than your own digs, with the potential for a higher standard of hygiene and a stronger political background.

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