We all remember student life. We all remember that belt-tightening.
And we all remember vowing that, once we start earning cash, we would never go back.
That's why those of us with a fresh few bob in our pockets will throw our cash at anyone who'll take it... and we mean anyone.
1. A salad drier
Or 'salad spinner' to those who want to make it sound even more ridiculous.
2. Pastry forks
Normal forks are just so intense and aggressive.
3. An expensive fleece
Usually costing upwards of €200, and preferably of the equestrian and/or golf variety.
4. Car tax
Sigh. It's finally time.
5. 40,000 cushions
But not to lie on like hippies, oh no.
6. Good wine
Because apparently wine with a price higher than €9 has a different taste. Who knew.
7. Book ends
I mean. Why even HAVE books?!
8. Tap water bottles
To be kept in the fridge door for all eternity.
9. A water filter
Rich people have big opinions on water.
10. Cereal containers
No more crumpling up the plastic pocket inside for you, Richie Rich.
12. Scented candles
Like incense, but for grown-ups.
13. Dog mop shoes
Put that lazy dog of yours to work.
14 In fact, dog clothing in general
How else could they possibly express themselves.
15. A meat tenderiser
Well are you going to eat un-tenderised meat like animals?!
16. Evian mineral water spray
Literally just water in a can.
17. Sleep masks
For the curtains just don't fulfil your dark, dark needs.
18. Pizza scissors
Hangovers get harder when you can afford to drink everything – and these help.
19. And finally, a ridiculously fancy birdhouse
Nicer than your own digs, with the potential for a higher standard of hygiene and a stronger political background.