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3rd February 2017
04:41pm GMT
Less than a week after pay day and we are already severely, depressingly, soul-destroyingly BROKE.
Like we may not survive the rest of this month unless we don't spend a single penny more.
But with these hacks there can be a lil light at the end of the tunnel. It's gonna be ok.
The luxury you have become accustomed to is putting a dangerous dent in your savings account.
A minute on the lips – a lifetime broke. Stop. Fucking. Eating.
Meat can cost a bomb. So just give it up, love.
Veggies are cheap as literal chips, so pop down to Aldi or Lidl or your local veg shop and stock the fridge the brim.
Find some recipe inspo here.
Block all websites you might spend money on until your next payday.
ASOS, Boohoo, Missguided, Groupon, Amazon, Ebay and the likes.
Less frivolous, boredom-induced, impulse online shopping = more money for life.
If the money ain't there you won't spend it. Plan ahead, budget, take out cash and only spend what you can afford to instead of buying jaegarbombs for the entire club.
Ya numpty.
Fake cornflakes = €0.99 vs branded cornflakes = cost of a small car. Same goes for pretty much everything.
Be frugal and a cheapskate. It's ok.
Or if your office has a Nespresso machine but no pods (like ours!) then go grab some pods for €3/4 and skip the coffees you're buying every day on the way to work and throughout the day.
By spending that three or four quid once at the start of the week it'll stop you buying multiple cafe-bought coffees throughout the week.
Whether it's an expensive subscription, doing the lotto every day or your beloved eyelash extensions – give it up hun. You're a broke ass bitch and, I'm sorry, you just can't afford dat.
For once your bank account might not be in deficit by the end of the month!
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