Bet You Didn’t Know Abraham Lincoln Banished The Vampires

Is there anything Abraham Lincoln couldn’t do?! He led America through a vicious Civil War, he abolished slavery, he modernised the whole American economy, strengthened the Union of the United States oh and according to this Tim Burton film he killed loads of vampires..

Now this may seem a little bit far-fetched but this fantasy horror movie shows the 16th President of the United States discovering vampires are planning to take over the United States. He then makes it his mission to eliminate them. Expect plenty of sweeping battle scenes, a shit load of explosions, and a whole lot of giggles at the sheer ridiculousness at the whole situation. That’s your Saturday night entertainment sorted if you’re staying in anyhow, RTÉ Two, 9pm.