19 Ways To Instantly Spot A Basic Bitch In Dublin

How much of a Basic Bitch are you?

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Basic bitches. They're everywhere.

Once used as an insult, it's now practically become a term of endearment as we begin to make peace with the fact that there's a bit of basic bitch in all of us. 

Still not convinced? Here are 19 ways to spot one in Dublin...

1. They use the following emojis after every sentence

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Heart
Emoji

2. A fab night out includes a trip to Coppers, DTwo, Diceys or Everleigh Gardens

Harcourt Street 'til I die.

A rickshaw to McDonalds is a necessity afterwards also.

Coppers

3. They absolutely belt out Mr Brightside at the end of the night

AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO BED AND MY STOMACH IS SICK AND IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD AND...

Everleigh

4. White skinny jeans are their fave staple

Stunning with any tops and some simple black heels.

Gorge.

Whitejeans

5. They use the dog Snapchat filter quite a bit

Maybe a bit too much?

Dogfilter

6. And the butterfly one that makes everyone look 10/10

7. Everything is GORGE

The motto to live by.

8. They brunch regularly in Lemon

Or maybe shake it up with a froyo from Mooch and not forgetting Sprout!

Going wild.

have you ever seen anything this beautiful?

A photo posted by Olivia Miles (@oliviamiles1324) on

9. They adore Tropical Popical

Gotta keep the talons under control. Where better a place?

Things got wild for #CreativeWednesday! These bad boys by @glamglamniamh #TropicalPopical

A photo posted by Tropical Popical (@tropicalpopical) on

10. All their festival gear is purchased from Tola Vintage and Nine Crows

Sure you've got to be having the style for the Electric Picnic! No Body & Soul for this basic bitch.

Maybe Creamfields if they're feeling adventurous or Benicassim if they're very lucky indeed.

11. Amy Huberman is their GODDESS

And she's HILARIOUS on the Twitter.

Offside Rule LOLs

A photo posted by Amy Huberman (@amy_huberman) on

12. They love listening to Hozier, Villagers, Kodaline, Walking On Cars and Lisa Hannigan

Basic bitches always support the Irish artists!

Kodaline

13. Cocktails in Pyg with the girlies is a must

A very glam and promising start to their big night out on the town.

14. Adidas Superstars are their runner of choice

Especially the black and white pair with the gold at the back of the heel.

Adidassuperstars

15. Cocoa Brown is definitely the best tan on the market in their eyes

Sally Hansen if there's no Cocoa left in Penneys! Perfect the look then with some Rimmel Sunshimmer, of course.

16. The River Island sale is what their dreams are made of

You have to get in early in the morning before all the other basic bitches nab the gorge crop tops and culottes!

17. Their most prized possession is a Michael Kors beige tote

Totes amazing!

Totes

18. Beauty Blenders are their fave means of applying makeup

19. Lacing tops is the top trend at the minute

Perfect with some white skinny jeans and a pair of Adidas Superstars.

#girls #pink #lacingtop #hangout #champagne #havingfun #ramsgate

A photo posted by Evita Slisane (@evita_slisane) on

How many are you guilty of? We're definitely susceptible to a crepe from Lemon and quite a few more.

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Written By

Úna Harty

Úna is a Limerick hun who refers to everyone as either gal or pal. Despite the fact that she’s studying Nanoscience she loves a bitta theatre, a bitta writing and a bitta Gaeilge. You’ll find her in The George most nights of the week covered in glitter trying to keep the Harty Party going. Her diet mainly consists of chocolate, pizza and popcorn.

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