Each and every week, we scour the internet for some of the best and funniest tweets Irish people have to offer. They are plentiful, they are gas and they are generally all you need to completely turn your day around, for the better.
In short, we think you guys should be knighted for your efforts.
Tweet on, dear friends. Tweet on.
1. The animal kingdom with @helayner_
Snakes don’t hiss . They tell u they haven’t revised either then come in with multi coloured flash cards and 3 folders of notes .
— Heléna (@helayner_) May 3, 2016
2. International relations with @DirkVanBryn
Dé Luain
Dé Máirt
Dé Céadaoin
Déardaoin
Dé hAoine
Dé Sathairn
Dolmio Dé— Derek (@DirkVanBryn) May 1, 2016
3. Making it rain with @infinityonhi
Imagine having the disposable income to get taxis other than at 4 in the morning after you fall out of McDonalds
— ???????????????????????? ????????????????????????? but actually Aoife (@infinityonhi) May 4, 2016
4. Hope you’re okay hun with @DarraghMc
Johnny, u r always hugging urself. R u in a bad place? Reach out pic.twitter.com/vKEnPUChEV
— Darragh McCausland (@DarraghMc) May 4, 2016
5. Real talk with @oconnola
Here’s some general advice: don’t drink 7 pints of Guinness and then pop into a 90-minute organ recital in St Patrick’s Cathedral last night
— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) May 2, 2016
6. 21st century names with @aoiph
that’s a weird name for a child pic.twitter.com/alDysRXqyt
— aoife (@aoiph) May 5, 2016
7. Adult life with @andgoseek
[extremely Spice Girls voice]
if ya wanna be my colleague/ ya better not steal my pens/ taking is too easy/ dont steal my fucking pens
— Fi Hyde (@andgoseek) May 4, 2016
8. Multi-denominational with @valerieloftus
May the Fourth be with you
*And also with you*
Lift up your hearts
*We raise them up to the Lord*— Valerie Loftus (@valerieloftus) May 4, 2015
9. Self-praise is the best praise with @himynameisaine
10. Underage winning with @karlnando
11. Irish politics with @Ciara_Knight
Still can’t believe Gerry Adams tweeted this last night pic.twitter.com/vzHEueGRn9
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) May 2, 2016
12. Life imitates art with @roisinkilberd
street sign in the Docklands indicating risk of existential woe pic.twitter.com/QPsBXywE1X
— Roisin Kiberd (@roisinkiberd) May 6, 2016
13. Perspective with @ivancorless
Number of days without a dead celebrity: 9
Number of days without a Harvey Norman sale: 0
Number of days without a government: 64
— Ivan Corless (@ivancorless) April 30, 2016
14. Old unrealiables with @unknownnouns
Q. If the exam is at 2pm and it takes about an hour to get the bus there, what time should you leave?
A. Dublin Bus?? The night before maybe— ???????????????? (@theyfra) May 4, 2016
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