If you're the sort who can't stand the long wait for dessert while you finish your main course, then BOY have we got good news for you.
McDonald's has introduced one of the most bizarre menu additions we've seen yet – fries covered in "white chocolate and cacao-flavored sauces".
Unfortunately – as is so often the case with these things – it's only available on the other side of the world, in Japan.
The reason we sometimes see the fast food outlet releasing these strange wonders in that part of the world, shielded away from the rest of us, is down to the fact that most of the branches there operate as 'affiliates' rather than franchises – thus giving them a bit more freedom to be absolutely fucking off the wall.
But in the meantime, if you know someone in Japan, ask them to post us over a serving, will you?