Look, let's not have another boringly average Saturday night, hmm? Few scoops in the local, the same oul chit-chat and then home to bed.
Grand, but yawn.
Instead, what you should do for a guaranteed night of excitement, is check out 'Closing Night', a racy cabaret show in Dublin Fringe Fest.
Here's the suss...
"C'est finit! Auf wiedersehen! The Theatre Royale is to close.
"It is the end of the era of cabaret and vaudeville. Performers give one last show. Each star makes their final appearance- the act they always wished they could do. Ribald, racy, compelling hilarious.
"Closing Night is a narrative variety show that pays tribute to the performers of this magical era. Hosted by cabaret superstar Dusty Limits, it's cabaret with sparkle, energy and originality. "
Tickets are €24, and can be bought online herefor tonight's very last performances: 6pm & 930pm in Liberty Hall.
P.S. The show contains nudity (we told ya it was anything but boring!)