We spend a lot of time sifting through houses here so as we can bring you the most incredible houses in the capital.
Yet in all the time we've spent looking at premium property porn, we've never been taken aback quite so much as we have with this beauty.
We don't want to ruin the surprise and will let you scroll down to the last image on the list to be just as wowed as we were...
Please don't even dream about buying this place, because we're off to put our own bid in and live happily ever after without ever having to leave the house again. Perfection!