You should be extra careful in this weather
"This has been a most unfortunate incident."
It's no longer just drugs, alcohol and cigarettes it seems.
She was working a shift in the capital store at the time of the accident.
"About to commit a hate crime lads it involves a stone and some piteoga wishme luck xxx"
You can't even call this a seat, to be honest.
Best make alternative plans
"Thanks to all the lovely people who visited us... Ye are all legends!"
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There's only one way to handle this
"We thank you for your custom over the past six years"