This Politician's Looking To Wipe The Smirk Right Off His Opponents' Faces
We're expecting a total wipe out
Fine Gael Minister of State Simon Harris has decided to clean up this country once and for all, by going and putting his face on a packet of hand wipes.
Harris, who's running in Wicklow, was one of three Fine Gael TDs elected in the five-seat constituency in 2011, and is promising a 'refreshing future' for all those who vote for him.
Broadcaster Rick O'Shea was one of the lucky ones to receive such political treats, right through his car window in fact – now that's service.
And Rick wasn't the only one...
If we were this guy's opponents, we'd be scared. We can Harris cleaning up in this election.