This Politician’s Looking To Wipe The Smirk Right Off His Opponents’ Faces

Fine Gael Minister of State Simon Harris has decided to clean up this country once and for all, by going and putting his face on a packet of hand wipes. 

Harris, who’s running in Wicklow, was one of three Fine Gael TDs elected in the five-seat constituency in 2011, and is promising a ‘refreshing future’ for all those who vote for him.

Broadcaster Rick O’Shea was one of the lucky ones to receive such political treats, right through his car window in fact – now that’s service.

For those asking is this for real it was handed through my car window this morning in traffic… #GE16 pic.twitter.com/kDW2aD5kwH

— Rick O’Shea (@rickoshea) February 10, 2016

And Rick wasn’t the only one…