Well this is certainly one way to deal with all the haters.
The White Moose Café, which we talked about when it opened a few months back, has been courting controversy over the past few days with a series of alarmingly anti-vegan statuses.
This isn’t the café’s first dalliance with controversy, having shamed a food reviewer with CCTV footage in recent weeks.
The increasingly strange and angry comments were issued by the Phibsborough café’s Facebook page, helmed by co-owner Paul Stenson, after they had been inundated by negative reviews from vegan customers.
Witness the public descent into vegan madness below.
I’m loving all the negative reviews we have been receiving over the past hour or two posted by seemingly every vegan who…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Thursday, 22 October 2015
**ALL VEGANS BARRED FROM OUR CAFE**Given the torrent of abuse and unjustified negative reviews we have been receiving…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Friday, 23 October 2015
Dear vegans, I wonder if you ate normal food would you be able to tell a piss-take post on a satirical café Facebook…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Friday, 23 October 2015
**OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO VEGANS**Dear vegan friends,It is clear that I have upset quite a large number of you with my…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Friday, 23 October 2015
**FOR THE ATTENTION OF THE VEGANS PROTESTING OUTSIDE THE CAFE** Please be advised that our café operates during day…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Friday, 23 October 2015
Vegans, how do you expect me to read ALL the death wishes if you can’t keep your messages to one sentence? Come on now….
Posted by The White Moose Café on Saturday, 24 October 2015
**SPECIAL OFFER ON FULL IRISH BREAKFAST – ONE DAY ONLY**Seeing as we have had so many vegans trying to ‘turn’ us over…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Saturday, 24 October 2015
Precious vegans,We have received over 2,000 1 star reviews on our café over the past 24 hours. Using some of the…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Saturday, 24 October 2015
A warm welcome to everyone joining us from the Chef Memes page. You are guaranteed a good time here on our page. There…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Saturday, 24 October 2015
For any vegans worried about the mass shooting I am going to commit with the AK47 I have sitting conveniently beside my…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Saturday, 24 October 2015
**THANK YOU VEGANS**I would like to thank the hundreds and thousands of vegans across the world for all the hard work…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Sunday, 25 October 2015
As World War V comes to an end, and a ceasefire seems imminent, I guess the one thing we have learned over the past few…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Monday, 26 October 2015
Conversation on BBC Radio this morning:Journalist: You call your customers mindless idiots. Do you think that’s right?Me: I call them a lot worse that than, love.Podcast to follow…
Posted by The White Moose Café on Monday, 26 October 2015
Vegans,It has taken you almost 3 days to get our café onto Buzzfeed. 3 fucking days. Come on lads, get the finger out please. Paulie
Posted by The White Moose Café on Monday, 26 October 2015
All publicity is good publicity, we guess.
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