"I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu."
Words to live by indeed.
And now, thanks to the wonder of crowdsourced design, you can indeed go with the muumuu.
Designer Joe van Wettering has brought to life the design – from a classic Simpsons episode, in which Homer exploits a disability policy by growing to 300lbs so he can work from home – and it looks pretty fantastic.
You can pick it up here on the ever-wonderful Threadless – but you'd better act fast, in case Murdoch's lawyers catch wind of this.