Irish Women Are Tweeting Enda Kenny About Their Periods And We Wish We Could See His Face

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The ladies of Ireland have taken to Twitter with a genius new angle on the repeal the eighth campaign.

Considering the government seems to be so pre-occupied with Irish women’s reproductive organs, they have begun tweeting Enda Kenny about their menstrual cycles.

You know, just giving him a little update on how they’re getting on with cramps, irregularity, flow, swollen breasts, spotting and the like.

Hey @EndaKennyTD just so you know, I got my period two days ago. Pretty heavy flow at first but now just occasional spotting #repealthe8th

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) November 2, 2015

Hey buddy @EndaKennyTD My period feels like a bull in china shop, but instead of a shop it’s my uterus. #repealthe8th @GrainneMaguire

— Katie Poushpom (@KatiePoushpom) November 3, 2015

Hey @EndaKennyTD just so you know, I’ve just started my THIRD period in five weeks. Sucks, doesn’t it?!!! #repealthe8th

— Imelda. (@imeldamaguire) November 2, 2015

@EndaKennyTD No period thanks to my IUD, taking up womb space instead of a fetus. Oh, am I doing the being a woman wrong? #repealthe8th

— Emma Coogan (@Plain_Jane_Art) November 4, 2015

Hey @EndaKennyTD no period today but I should be ovulating soon. Not looking forward to sore breasts. 🙁 #repealthe8th @GrainneMaguire

— Ann Campbell (@AnnCampbell_HRs) November 3, 2015

@EndaKennyTD Enda,to keep you in the loop.I’m irregular at mo.I hope to be on time this month, though!#repealthe8th https://t.co/JMBdQianZA

— Justine Murphy (@MurphyWalkTours) November 4, 2015

Hi @EndaKennyTD no period today.Just regular vaginal discharge but nothing I think to be worried about. Slight itching maybe? #repealthe8th

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) November 3, 2015

.@GrainneMaguire @EndaKennyTD Fab idea! I take the pill to regulate my cycle.So no period for me. Pesky dysfunctional uterus #repealthe8th

— Tri T (@tipptrina) November 3, 2015

More of this please – the more discussions occurring about #RepealThe8th the fucking better.

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