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20th Dec 2016

The Greatest 10 Minute Sandwich In The World


  • Chicken Breast
  • Baguette Or Ciabatta
  • Garlic
  • Mayo
  • Lemon
  • Anchovy Fillets
  • Cos Salad
  • Parmesan Cheese

I was coming home this evening absolutely fucking ravishing with hunger after a day spent on the run. Bored with all the usual stuff I wanted to create a sandwich that tasted among the best in the world but also which would be ready within 10 minutes as I have a shit load of work to get through. This may not win many health awards but it will make your mouth water and your taste buds explode. This is a hot garlic chicken roll with Caesar type toppings.


Step 1

The ingredients are super simple and don’t turn your nose up at the anchovies. Most people think they don’t like them but when cooked like this they are spectacular.


Step 2

Start by cutting the bread in half. I really don’t need to explain that step to you in any more detail.


Step 3

Lash the anchovy fillets into a bowl. Trust me on this one they are fucking gorgeous.


Step 4

Lash in a couple of cloves of chopped garlic.


Step 5

Grate a bit of lemon zest in.


Step 6

Use a fork to mash the shit out of the mixture. Don’t be delicate here just lash the whole thing together for about a minute.


Step 7

You’ll have a weird brown looking paste like this. Pour a little olive oil in to bulk it out.


Step 8

Smear this mixture onto the bread with some more oil and then set it to one side to let it all soak in.


Step 9

Lash out the chicken and using a sharp knife try and flatten it out. You aren’t cutting all the way through to the skin but instead just sort of flattening it out.


Step 10

Lash out the chicken and using a sharp knife try and flatten it out. You aren’t cutting all the way through to the skin but instead just sort of flattening it out.


Step 11

Lash the pan onto full heat and let it warm up for a couple of minutes.


Step 12

When it is hot enough fuck in the chicken. Because it is so thin it is going to cook in absolutely no time. Couple of minutes on each side.


Step 13

No to make the amazing sauce that you are going to smear all over this bad boy. Chop up a clove of garlic.


Step 14

Lash it into a bowl with a good bit of mayo. Don’t be shy. Then squeeze a lemon. Finally grate a load of the Parmesan cheese in so as the sauce thickens up and is all cheesy.


Step 15

When the chicken has been flipped and is nearly cooked through lash the bread into the pan. It will only take a couple of minutes to get golden brown and crispy.


Step 16

Lash the bread onto the plate to start building the sandwich.


Step 17

Lash the lettuce on. No need for dressing as this will be plenty saucy.


Step 18

Slice the chicken and fuck it up on top of the lettuce.


Step 19

Give the other half of the bread a dirty big smear of the mayo sauce.


Step 20

Pop the lid up onto the sambo and there you. Absolutely completely and utterly fucking delicious.


Looking at the pictures is one thing but to truly understand what it is about you need to throw one into your big fat gob. I say it is the greatest sandwich in the world because it includes all my all time favourite toppings and if somebody were to sell this around town I’d have one every single day of the year. Off the charts good! Go on and give it a lash.