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10 Classic Dad Jokes That STILL Make Us Cringe

ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"

HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"

gestures at ripped jeans "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

wears anything above the knee "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

ME: "What's this film about?"

DAD: "About 90 minutes."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."

ME: "What time is dinner?"

DAD: "Dinnertime."

ME: "Did you get a haircut?"

DAD: "No, I got them all cut."

ME: "I'll call you later."

DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"

DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"

ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"

HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"

gestures at ripped jeans "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

wears anything above the knee "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

ME: "What's this film about?"

DAD: "About 90 minutes."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."

ME: "What time is dinner?"

DAD: "Dinnertime."

ME: "Did you get a haircut?"

DAD: "No, I got them all cut."

ME: "I'll call you later."

DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"

DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"

10 Classic Dad Jokes That STILL Make Us Cringe

ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"

HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"

*gestures at ripped jeans* "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

*wears anything above the knee* "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

ME: "What's this film about?"

DAD: "About 90 minutes."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."

ME: "What time is dinner?"

DAD: "Dinnertime."

ME: "Did you get a haircut?"

DAD: "No, I got them all cut."

ME: "I'll call you later."

DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"

DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"

ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"

HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"

*gestures at ripped jeans* "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

*wears anything above the knee* "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

ME: "What's this film about?"

DAD: "About 90 minutes."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."

ME: "What time is dinner?"

DAD: "Dinnertime."

ME: "Did you get a haircut?"

DAD: "No, I got them all cut."

ME: "I'll call you later."

DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"

DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"

gestures at ripped jeans "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

wears anything above the knee "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

gestures at ripped jeans "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

wears anything above the knee "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"