9 Inevitable Stages You Experience When Ordering A Takeaway

What stage are you at?

Hungry

When Friday rolls around, a takeaway is never far from your mind.

It's perfectly understandable, you've had a long hard week and you've earned it, dammit. Besides, takeway doesn't necessary mean unhealthy.

If you're currently toying with the idea of getting something delivered this evening, you're surely experiencing one of the following stages...

1. It begins with a niggling feeling of tiredness/laziness

You can't even deal with the thought of cooking tonight.

Cant Even

2. A sudden certainty that you deserve to treat yourself 

Worth It

3. A BRIEF moment of reconsideration

"I shouldn't. Nay, I can't!"

Wrong

4. The sense of relief when you FINALLY give in

Relief

5. The search for the perfect meal begins

If you haven't got any way to narrow down your takeway options, choosing what to eat becomes an anxiety-inducing problem in itself.

Options

6. The sweet moment you finally decide

You've found it, the bold treat with your name all over it.

Tom Hanks

7. So you begin to wait patiently

Waiting Patiently

8. But it isn't long before you're waiting impatiently

"WHERE IS IT?!"

Al Bundy Waits Impatiently By The Door On Married With Children

9. The moment when it finally arrives is one of purest euphoria

And you bid a fond farewell to any sense of restraint.

Takeway

Written By

Seán Kenehan

Seán is known for eating, drinking and writing, making him uniquely qualified to work for Lovin Dublin. Seán enjoys skipping stones wistfully, puns that'd make a dad blush, and referring to himself in the third person.

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