A survey, conducted by Pornhub and Joe.ie, has recently been put together to give us the 411 on Irish people’s porn consumption.
And interestingly enough, it outlines county-by-county exactly what people search for when they feel that urge.
Now you’re listening!
Check out the list in full right here:
Well, that’s quite an eclectic mix, isn’t it?
The top search of eight counties — Louth, Meath, Westmeath, Kildare, Laois, Wexford, Waterford, Clare — was either hentai or cartoon, which are both forms of animated pornography.
Dublin’s southside and northside have opted for two entirely different preferences – neither of which appear again on the map.
And if you’re wondering what any of the words on the map mean, just please don’t Google them.
Please.
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