Apparently he's on a "journey of magic, mayhem and mind bending"
Lads, ye NEED to check out Ukulele Tuesday
Not quite so magical...
"You can't quench the flame of Apollo House"
Who fancies watching 'The Final Problem' on the big screen?
"I would like to announce to the world that I will become the pound for pound number one jockey on the planet!"
*child singing eerily* "Morbeeegs from Morbeg Laaand..."
"I've an awful bad habit of vetoing human rights resolutions. I'm a divil for it!"