"You look like Georgia Salpa... after about 50 kebabs"
"You didn't lose a little porky-pork, did ya?"
Robert De Niro, Mark Wahlberg and Conor McGregor are among his targets
The video is part of the #ConsentIsEverything campaign
"That goes up your bum, doesn't it?"
It's not QUITE as sweet as the original though...
"He used to get quite aroused whenever I got on his back"
"The Incas were actually the first people in space and they invented ice cream"
But who wins the festive ad battle: M&S or John Lewis?
A man in a white hoody can be seen making several attempts to light the fire
"Dublin you are grey brick upon brick, full of tarmac and hipster pricks..."