Prepare to feel extremely Christmassy
"For a small fella, he frowns a lot"
Learn how astronauts "chop some butt-wood"
"I'd like to think I was basic, Maureen"
John Lewis has got some stiff competition...
Jaysus, you'd need more than your raincoat out there!
Santa Claus is coming to town...
It kinda looks like a mini Central park
"You look like Georgia Salpa... after about 50 kebabs"
"You didn't lose a little porky-pork, did ya?"
Robert De Niro, Mark Wahlberg and Conor McGregor are among his targets