"You didn't lose a little porky-pork, did ya?"
Robert De Niro, Mark Wahlberg and Conor McGregor are among his targets
The video is part of the #ConsentIsEverything campaign
"That goes up your bum, doesn't it?"
It's not QUITE as sweet as the original though...
"He used to get quite aroused whenever I got on his back"
"The Incas were actually the first people in space and they invented ice cream"
But who wins the festive ad battle: M&S or John Lewis?
A man in a white hoody can be seen making several attempts to light the fire
"Dublin you are grey brick upon brick, full of tarmac and hipster pricks..."
"It's not 'Sorcery', although it probably should be"