Batten down the hatches.
Next weekend, half the country will be descending onto Dublin like a big tide of jam to welcome Pope Francis as he performs mass at the Phoenix Park.
That's where The Back Page comes in. The Phibsboro pub is putting on a Can't Cope, Won't Pope event where they will celebrate all things Father Ted with customers who can't be arsed with all the fuss.
Among the things taking place on the day will be a tea tasting competition, a Father Ted quiz and Father Ted screenings all day. There will also be prizes for those who arrive in Father Ted-inspired religious garb.
Sounds class, right? If it's a bit out of your way though, and the roads are taken in, you'll see a similar set-up at Mary's Bar on Wicklow Street in the city centre. The week-long celebrations at this spot will kick off on Monday August 20.
Ya never know, maybe the Pope himself will head along to one of the venues for a tipple.
(pics credit: The Back Page)