Think that Twitter is just for greasy politicians? Think again.
Our new favourite Twitter account has only gone and changed everything. WeRateDogs is a joyous hub of canine appreciation, rating pups, pooches and dawgs of all kinds, all for the purpose of our entertainment.
This is Neptune. He’s a Snowy Swiss Mountain Floofapolis. Cheeky wink. Tongue nifty af. 11/10 would pet so firmly pic.twitter.com/SoZq2Xoopv
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 13, 2016
This is Clyde. He’s making sure you’re having a good train ride. 12/10 great pupper pic.twitter.com/y206kWHAj0
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 12, 2016
In short, they fight the good fight.
And just in case any of you think that this is cruel and unusual social network platform in which people can bully man’s best friends for no real reason, don’t fret. No dog is scored poorly. They all absolutely smash it, and how could they not, when they look like this?
Otis
This is Otis. Everybody look at Otis. 12/10 would probably faint while petting pic.twitter.com/I9qoe1uEih
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 9, 2016
Charleson
This is Charleson. He lost his plunger. Looked everywhere. Can’t find it. So sad. 9/10 would comfort pic.twitter.com/pRHX8yn9Yu
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 13, 2016
Lucy and Sophie
Say hello to Lucy and Sophie. They think they’re the same size. Both 10/10 would snug at same time pic.twitter.com/HW50zkcf2R
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 11, 2016
Suki
This is Suki. She was born with a blurry tail (unfortunate). Next level tongue tho. 11/10 nifty hardwood pic.twitter.com/05S8oYztgb
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 8, 2016
Flávio
This is Flávio (pronounced Baxter). He’s a Benesnoop Cumberdog. Super rare. Symmetrical. 12/10 would pet so well pic.twitter.com/fGgleFiBPq
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 4, 2016
Jennifur
Meet Jennifur. She’s supposed to be navigating. Not even buckled up. Insubordinate & churlish. 11/10 would still pet pic.twitter.com/h0trcJohYO
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 4, 2016
Bubbles
This is Bubbles. He’s a Yorkshire Piccolope. 11/10 would snug aggressively pic.twitter.com/3BhMojONxq
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) April 1, 2016
Nico
This is Nico. His selfie game is strong af. Excellent use of a sneaky tongue slip. 10/10 star material pic.twitter.com/1OBdJkMOFx
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) March 30, 2016
Kanu
This is Kanu. He’s a Freckled Ticonderoga. Simply flawless. 12/10 would perform an elaborate heist to capture pic.twitter.com/7vyAzIURrE
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) March 27, 2016
Michelangelope
This is Michelangelope. He’s half coffee cup. Rare af. 12/10 would hug until someone stopped me pic.twitter.com/tvVDY0G911
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) March 30, 2016
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