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18th August 2018
03:57pm BST
City life getting you down?
It doesn't have to. Make the city yours with these simple, yet effective, tips. In no time, you'll be walking around like you own the place.
Now, get learnin'.
Dawson, South Anne, man-hole – whatever, just take it.
...don't feel out of place, and order The Restoration.
It's light, refreshing and made with gin. AND, it's not on the menu, so you'll feel like you fit right in. Even if you do only have €1.39 to your name. (But if you truly only have €1.39, do not go into the Shelbourne. The Restoration is €14. You've been warned.)
Hit up Brown Thomas. Their bathrooms are made of gold and Molton Brown. And you get to catch a glimpse of the beautiful people.
Get the skinny fries. You get way more chip for your buck.
...chill for 20 mins and wait to get the bus at 6pm. Buses at 5pm are merciless and often stationary for most of the journey.
...and you have neither an umbrella nor a sun hat, get yourself into one of the many national museums. They're all free, all air-conditioned and all pretty slick.
Toners. There ain't no finer pint.
Do it on the cheap with this handy list.
It's not worth it.
It never is.
Avoid the queues like a boss.
Yes, they're enormous and yes, pricey - but they're so much better than those crappy ones that turn upside down upon stepping outside your door.
Fork out the tenner, lads.
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