Here Are The 12 Funniest Irish Tweets Of The Week
"I'm watching Big Brother and ateing drinking chocolate straight from the tin"
You guys have done it again. Gas lads and ladies, the lot of you.
Here's our tweets of this week, and we promise, they're pretty bloody great.
1. Dating with @AisMullins
A guy on Tinder had his occupation as "future CEO" so I've deleted the app and all vestigial attraction to men— Ais (@AisMullins) July 5, 2016
2. Music with @POBHerty
It’s been 15 years since Mary J Blige said the iconic line ‘Don't need no hateration, holleration— Peter (@POBHerty) July 4, 2016
In this dancerie’ in Family Affair
3. Life lessons with @TheOrlacle
Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me.— Orla McConnon (@TheOrlacle) July 4, 2016
Drunk in a taxi:.. And that, Mick, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.
4. Anger issues with @GerryMcBride
"this video is not available in your country"— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) July 3, 2016
ALRIGHT STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING HOLE SO
5. Public transport with @claire_o_connor
When you think Bus Eireann can't get anymore distressing pic.twitter.com/TdMSqb4FrX— claireikins (@claire_o_connor) July 2, 2016
6. Funemployment with @himynameisaine
Working in an office: "If you need to leave 5 mins early, that's ok, don't worry about it"— Áine (@himynameisaine) July 6, 2016
Working in retail: "You'll leave when you bleed"
7. Emergency with @POBHerty
Does anyone know how I report the shop in Dublin 1 called 'Koffee and Kale' to the guards?— Peter (@POBHerty) July 5, 2016
8. #Goals with @MarianKeyes
I'm watching Big Brother and ateing drinking chocolate straight from the tin— Marian 'GRINCH' Keyes (@MarianKeyes) July 5, 2016
9. The important things with @lindseynagelfan
Just got a sudden flush of delight realizing I don't have homework to do— Ed (@LindseyNaegle_) July 5, 2016
10. Talking smack, the right way with @badmoodring
11. Fulfilling the stereotype with @MallowNews
Naturally, sheep will be milked in Germany tonight as maintaining productivity and efficiency is essential for economic success #GERITA— Mallow News (@MallowNews) July 2, 2016
12. And finally, Geography with @glennthefitz
*Vengaboys voice*— Deck the halls with Glenn Fitzpatrick (@glennthefitz) July 2, 2016
Whoa, we're goin to Rialto 🎶