You guys have done it again. Gas lads and ladies, the lot of you.
Here’s our tweets of this week, and we promise, they’re pretty bloody great.
1. Dating with @AisMullins
A guy on Tinder had his occupation as “future CEO” so I’ve deleted the app and all vestigial attraction to men
— trashling (@AisMullins) July 5, 2016
2. Music with @POBHerty
It’s been 15 years since Mary J Blige said the iconic line ‘Don’t need no hateration, holleration
In this dancerie’ in Family Affair— Peter (@POBHerty) July 4, 2016
3. Life lessons with @TheOrlacle
Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me.
Drunk in a taxi:.. And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable I suppose.
— Orla McConnon (@TheOrlacle) July 4, 2016
4. Anger issues with @GerryMcBride
“this video is not available in your country”
ALRIGHT STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING HOLE SO
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) July 3, 2016
5. Public transport with @claire_o_connor
When you think Bus Eireann can’t get anymore distressing pic.twitter.com/TdMSqb4FrX
— claireikins (@claire_o_connor) July 2, 2016
6. Funemployment with @himynameisaine
7. Emergency with @POBHerty
Does anyone know how I report the shop in Dublin 1 called ‘Koffee and Kale’ to the guards?
— Peter (@POBHerty) July 5, 2016
8. #Goals with @MarianKeyes
I’m watching Big Brother and ateing drinking chocolate straight from the tin
— Marian Keyes (@MarianKeyes) July 5, 2016
9. The important things with @lindseynagelfan
Just got a sudden flush of delight realizing I don’t have homework to do
— Ed (@LindseyNaegle_) July 5, 2016
10. Talking smack, the right way with @badmoodring
11. Fulfilling the stereotype with @MallowNews
Naturally, sheep will be milked in Germany tonight as maintaining productivity and efficiency is essential for economic success #GERITA
— Mallow News (@MallowNews) July 2, 2016
12. And finally, Geography with @glennthefitz
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