Both the scariest AND the sexiest night of the year is fast approaching!
So, we here at Lovin’ Dublin have been trawling through the web to find the most awfully sexy Halloween costumes we could lay our eyes on.
Here’s our personal selection of the 21 best, or worst, depending on how you look at it.
Disclaimer: Most of them are food.
1. Sexy Crayola Crayon
For those of you who like to colour outside of the lines.
2. Sexy Hamburger
Because burgers are pretty sexy, in fairness.
3. Sexy Carrot
You gals dressed as sexy bunnies have it all wrong – the bunny’s favourite snack has got way more game.
4. Sexy Sriracha Sauce
Carrots not your thing? Not a problem. How about something a little cooler, a little more hip, and a bit saucier?
Aptly named in selected stores as ‘Chickracha’.
5. Sexy Bacon
Now we’re talking.
6. Sexy Taco
Hey girl, you do you.
7. Sexy Chuckie
So hot, it’ll give you nightmares.
8. Sexy Mrs Potato Head
Remember when you were once ashamed to fancy a cartoon character? How wrong you were.
9. Sexy Sushi
Truly delicious – in every sense of the word.
10. Sexy Angry Birds
Because who doesn’t want to be addictive?
11. Sexy Shower
Not to be confused with shower sex.
12. Sexy Baby
Arguably the most disturbing of the bunch.
13. Sexy Remote Control
Because you sure know how to turn things on.
14. Sexy Half-Peeled Banana
15. Sexy Jellyfish
Because you can be naughty, or nice.
16. Sexy Yin and Yang
17. Sexy Pineapple
18. Sexy Barney
Because what is your childhood there for, if not to be ruined?
19. Sexy Gum
Out of all of them, you’ve just got to chew-se this one.
20. Sexy #TheDress Costume
Because despite hoping you’d never see this dress again, you know it’d look good on you.
21. And finally, Sexy Ebola Costume
The most incriminating of them all, for those of you who are looking to be dangerously sexy.
Like really fucking dangerously sexy.