21 Awfully ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes That Make Us Question Humanity

Looking to be both sexy and inappropriate this Halloween? Look no further.

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Both the scariest AND the sexiest night of the year is fast approaching!

So, we here at Lovin' Dublin have been trawling through the web to find the most awfully sexy Halloween costumes we could lay our eyes on.

Here's our personal selection of the 21 best, or worst, depending on how you look at it.

Disclaimer: Most of them are food.

1. Sexy Crayola Crayon

For those of you who like to colour outside of the lines.

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2. Sexy Hamburger

Because burgers are pretty sexy, in fairness.

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3. Sexy Carrot

You gals dressed as sexy bunnies have it all wrong - the bunny's favourite snack has got way more game.

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4. Sexy Sriracha Sauce

Carrots not your thing? Not a problem. How about something a little cooler, a little more hip, and a bit saucier?

Aptly named in selected stores as 'Chickracha'.

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5. Sexy Bacon

Now we're talking.

#paleo

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6. Sexy Taco

Hey girl, you do you.

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7. Sexy Chuckie

So hot, it'll give you nightmares.

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8. Sexy Mrs Potato Head

Remember when you were once ashamed to fancy a cartoon character? How wrong you were.

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9. Sexy Sushi

Truly delicious - in every sense of the word.

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10. Sexy Angry Birds

Because who doesn't want to be addictive?

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11. Sexy Shower

Not to be confused with shower sex.

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12. Sexy Baby

Arguably the most disturbing of the bunch.

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13. Sexy Remote Control

Because you sure know how to turn things on.

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14. Sexy Half-Peeled Banana

Specific.

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15. Sexy Jellyfish

Because you can be naughty, or nice.

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16. Sexy Yin and Yang

#philosophy #metasexy

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17. Sexy Pineapple

Juicy.

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18. Sexy Barney

Because what is your childhood there for, if not to be ruined?

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19. Sexy Gum

Out of all of them, you've just got to chew-se this one.

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20. Sexy #TheDress Costume

Because despite hoping you'd never see this dress again, you know it'd look good on you.

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21. And finally, Sexy Ebola Costume

The most incriminating of them all, for those of you who are looking to be dangerously sexy.

Like really fucking dangerously sexy.

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Written By

Kate Demolder

Kate is a contributing writer here at Lovin Dublin. You are as likely to see her indulging in some of Dublin’s finer establishments, as well as panic-exercising the day after.

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