We all want to see Kerry utterly trounced in Croke Park this Sunday. But their punishment shouldn’t end there.
After all, Kerry have taken their corner of the country and turned it into a barren, decrepit wasteland – a place where hope and beauty go to die.
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Don’t believe us? Check out these pics.
1. The concrete jungle that is the Ring of Kerry
2. Silver linings at Moll’s Gap
3. Destroyed by urban sprawl: Garnish Pier and the cracking Beara Peninsula
4. A ghost estate on the Dingle Peninsula
5. Sand so white that we might as well just flog it to Dubai
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6. Dunquin something-or-other
7. This place here, whatever it is
8. The urban decay of Valentia Island as seen from Ballymanagh Hill
9. Brooding, sulky, most likely teenage clouds over the Dingle Peninsula
10. An exhaust-laden motorway on the Ring of Kerry
11. Sheep grazing from a field listed of our Top 10 Places In Kerry To Eat Grass
12. *yawn*
13. The derelict Coomakista Pass on the Wild Atlantic Way
14. An abandoned shipyard at Ross Castle
15. You can smell the fumes from here
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16. The Serpent River, so named because Kerry people are a bunch of shnakes
17. The notorious Ring of Kerry. AGAIN.
18. Darkness falling over Dunquin Pier; the sun, only too happy to vacate
19. A jagged, rocky and frankly quite dangerous coastline on the Ring
20. A so-called ‘National Park’ in Killarney
21. The Sunbeam wreck, which nobody has even bothered to clean up
22. Get in the sea, Kerry
23. GET IN THE SEA
24. Because a straight road would have made too much sense
25. Some clouds and shit
26. The impractically designed Derrynane Bay
27. Carrauntoohil – thankfully the tallest peak in Ireland so we don’t have to look at its uggo face
28. Meh
29. Getting bored of this now
30. The absolutely vile Moll’s Gap
31. Yup. Easily the ugliest part of the country.
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