Friday is, without doubt, the best day of the week for procrastinating online.
All over the country, there are similar souls struggling through the last hours of their 9-5 and many turn to Twitter to keep them entertained.
Some amazing threads have been born from the boredom and today, it was #BadlyDescribeYourJob.
It doesn’t sound that funny but trust us when we say that some of the responses were GOLDEN.
Here are a few of our favourites…
I’ve married many men, and I know where all the bodies are buried #badlyexplainyourjob
— Nancy Goodrich (@revgoodrich) March 31, 2017
Books. We stamp on them then wait for them to come back. Do not always. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Marc Forster (@MarcForster18) March 31, 2017
I put words, pictures and numbers into little boxes in the air and carry money down the street. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Hollie Kirby (@HollieK72) March 31, 2017
#badlyexplainyourjob I get paid money to convince others to spend money so that they can save money
— Jan P (@JTPMyLife) March 31, 2017
#badlyexplainyourjob I turn it off and on again. If that doesn’t work, I use Google…
— Darren Wilkin (@dfwilkin) March 31, 2017
I birth humans, feed them wheatabix & will spend the next 17 years trying to keep them breathing, and out of jail. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Tired ‘N Tested (@tiredntested) March 31, 2017
I make ppl perform weird poses ,shoot them with ionizing radiation and occasionally stick tubes up their butts. #badlyexplainyourjob
— New Year, New Mike (@KingM91) March 31, 2017
— M. Malone (@MinxMalone) March 31, 2017
I deal drugs, lots of them. Mainly to old people – ???? #badlyexplainyourjob
— ???? G i n a ???? (@oMsGina) March 31, 2017
— Creative+Accountant (@creative_ACCTNT) March 31, 2017
I ask people “have you tried switching it off and on again??” #badlyexplainyourjob
— aRaY ???? (@oNLy1aRaY) March 31, 2017