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Published 15:23 31 Mar 2017 BST

Friday is, without doubt, the best day of the week for procrastinating online.
All over the country, there are similar souls struggling through the last hours of their 9-5 and many turn to Twitter to keep them entertained.
Some amazing threads have been born from the boredom and today, it was #BadlyDescribeYourJob.
It doesn't sound that funny but trust us when we say that some of the responses were GOLDEN.
Here are a few of our favourites...
I've married many men, and I know where all the bodies are buried #badlyexplainyourjob
— Nancy Goodrich (@revgoodrich) March 31, 2017
Books. We stamp on them then wait for them to come back. Do not always. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Marc Forster (@MarcForster18) March 31, 2017
I put words, pictures and numbers into little boxes in the air and carry money down the street. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Hollie Kirby (@HollieK72) March 31, 2017
#badlyexplainyourjob I get paid money to convince others to spend money so that they can save money
— Jan P (@JTPMyLife) March 31, 2017
#badlyexplainyourjob I turn it off and on again. If that doesn't work, I use Google...
— Darren Wilkin (@dfwilkin) March 31, 2017
I birth humans, feed them wheatabix & will spend the next 17 years trying to keep them breathing, and out of jail. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Tired 'N Tested (@tiredntested) March 31, 2017
I make ppl perform weird poses ,shoot them with ionizing radiation and occasionally stick tubes up their butts. #badlyexplainyourjob
— New Year, New Mike (@KingM91) March 31, 2017
I repeat conversations that never happened between people who don’t exist. #BadlyExplainYourJob #Author
— M. Malone (@MinxMalone) March 31, 2017
I deal drugs, lots of them. Mainly to old people - ???? #badlyexplainyourjob
— ???? G i n a ???? (@oMsGina) March 31, 2017
Roll around in the sheets all day #badlyexplainyourjob pic.twitter.com/yDqmkvsaEI
— Creative+Accountant (@creative_ACCTNT) March 31, 2017
I ask people "have you tried switching it off and on again??" #badlyexplainyourjob
— aRaY ???? (@oNLy1aRaY) March 31, 2017
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