REPORT: It Is Definitely August Out There, Despite What You May Think, Sources Confirm

It is definitely August out there, we can confirm.

Despite several symptoms of weather that could quite easily pass for something between November or December, Lovin Dublin has obtained solid confirmation from a number of sources that there have been no major unexpected shifts in time – and today is indeed August 2.

The investigation was prompted by grey skies, rain-specked glasses on our cycle to work, and a damp drizzle that’s gotten in right underneath our clothes, all following a night spent listening to rain batter down our windows.

However, the facts speak for themselves

And they stand up to serious scrutiny

Other websites confirm the same unexpected truth

Along with other news outlets

So let’s just face it. This is what August looks like in Ireland