REPORT: It Is Definitely August Out There, Despite What You May Think, Sources Confirm
Lovin Dublin investigates
It is definitely August out there, we can confirm.
Despite several symptoms of weather that could quite easily pass for something between November or December, Lovin Dublin has obtained solid confirmation from a number of sources that there have been no major unexpected shifts in time – and today is indeed August 2.
The investigation was prompted by grey skies, rain-specked glasses on our cycle to work, and a damp drizzle that's gotten in right underneath our clothes, all following a night spent listening to rain batter down our windows.
However, the facts speak for themselves
And they stand up to serious scrutiny