You guys have us spoiled every week with your perfect perfect updates on Dublin city and the world beyond.
And this week is no different.
Read 'em and weep, you guys. They're all as gas as each other.
1. Some things take time
Some ppl are pop bangers that u click with instantly, other ppl are 8 minute long extended mixes that turn out to be equally gr8 over time
— Ellen Tannam (@incogellen) October 18, 2016
2. And now over to our French correspondent...
— och lads (@cathal_oleary) October 18, 2016
3. Saturday night
When you're off your head on yokes. https://t.co/7W5Mz2tNfa
— ? amy o'connor ? (@amyohconnor) October 18, 2016
When ur friend is locked makin an absolute fool of themselves but it's snapchat gold pic.twitter.com/H1lK60ha20
— ALEX (@AlexJackHowell) October 18, 2016
5. The real questions
Always a bit concerned to see the Liffey at low water levels. What if the trolleys that have adapted to life underwater can't breathe?
— Peter (@POBHerty) October 19, 2016
6. STOP THE LIGHTS
We're all moving to this street in Lincoln, right? pic.twitter.com/RtnheN24VY
— David Doyle (@DavidMJTDoyle) October 19, 2016
7. The ravages of age
adventures in the service industry: tonight i asked an asian woman for ID to see if she could be served at the bar, she turned out to be 47
— Conor (@conorscully) October 20, 2016
This really fucked me up pic.twitter.com/YMLxJ2gMsn
— sneaky dogfriend (@GrrlGhost) October 19, 2016
9. Feelings upon feelings upon feelings
me when I have more than three drinks the night before pic.twitter.com/g0OeLjwH6b
— aoife ? (@huummus) October 16, 2016
10. Kids these days
all dem kids goin out gettin high on mma, horrible drug that is
— miss daddy (@crybbygeek) October 16, 2016
11. The hard-hitting questions
Imagine you didn't know about 'pets' then you suddenly saw all these people with dogs on ropes you'd be like whaaaaaat
— maeve higgins (@maevehiggins) October 20, 2016
12. And finally, a real stinger...
I just saw a headline "Nadine's passport still missing" and I don't think my Friday is going to get any better than that.
— Louise O' Neill (@oneilllo) October 14, 2016
Oooh, felt that right in the heart.