We're all creatures of habit when we're drunk.
Some of us make questionable choices when it comes to the opposite sex, some of us get into blazing rows with security about not being let into certain Harcourt Street nightclubs, and some of us make a beeline for Rick's Burgers as soon as the pints kick in.
For some people though, being completely bladdered brings out their inner Jamie Oliver and they're straight back to the kitchen to cook up a storm at 4am in the morning.
If you know anybody who sounds like the above, then bring their attention to the latest tweet from Dublin Fire Brigade.
— Dublin Fire Brigade (@DubFireBrigade) April 30, 2017
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