I’m a divil for succumbing to the temptations on ASOS. They’re bloody ENDLESS.
The following is a list of shite you most definitely do not need. But don’t let that stop you.
The best part? You don’t even need to get out of bed.
1. Mermaid colouring book
Ok, how cute is this?
Colouring books and mermaids have both been huge trends in recent times – and the two combined? Adorable.
Check it out here.
2. Men’s beard grooming set
Cos everyone and their ma has a beard these days.
At least keep it groomed.
Check it out here.
3. Crushed velvet heels
Anything crushed velvet and I’m there.
The chunky kitten heel is very practical so you can dance all night long.
Check ’em out here.
4. Veg socks
One of your five a day – on your feet!
Just think how cool you’ll look sitting in your morning meeting with heads of broccoli garnishing your ankles? #swag
Get yours here.
5. Kylie + Kendall red peplum top
This line is pricey af. But it doesn’t make me want it any less.
Yes, I am THAT basic.
It’s just sooooo prettttyyyyyy.
Check the top out here.
6. Floral dickie bow
All the guys/gals will be after you with this beautiful floral bow tie.
Pimp your neck here, for €13.33.
Debs? Grads? Wedding? Sorted.
7. Velvet lace choker
Ain’t nobody gonna fuck with you when you’re wearing this cut throat choker.
I want one in every colour.
Get yours here.
8. Black ‘n’ rose gold watch
How naaaaice is dis watch? And for only €33.33.
It’s for lads, but I want this bargain for myself.
Get your arm candy on.
10. Real leather card holder
Keep all your shit together with this handy card and cash holder.
It’s pretty slick and will make you look super mature.
Buy it here.
Happy shoppin’.
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