We hope you're ready to sell your soul for a place to live in Dublin because it's looking like that's what it's come to.
Five months deposit, a hair from your ex-bae and a fern. The secret potion to getting a gaff.
One particularly grim apartment for sale is this "two bedroom" studio in Rathgar that couldn't be further from a two bed. Like, yeah, it has two beds. But they're in the same room as the kitchen and the wardrobe.
It's up on Daft.ie for €995 and already has over 27,000 views.
Yep... That is a fold out bed from the fireplace.
You'd go absolutely mad living in here.