This Ridiculous Mega Mansion Overlooking Dublin Bay Can Be Yours For A Mere €3.3 Million

Complete with indoor swimming pool and two helicopter pads

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Being broke af as I am right now, I feel like I can't even afford to look at pictures of this place.

Seriously, who buys these places?!

Pine Lodge can be found on Carrickbrack Road on Howth Hill – only a stone's throw from Howth Summit itself. 

And I cannot think of a better place to live.

Imagine getting to wake up to one of the best views in all of Ireland. Every. Single. Day.

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Goals.

This gaff sits on about 1.7 acres of priiiiime real estate. Sweeping gardens, patios and a sun terrace to the rear with sea views that would bring a tear to your eye. 

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This dining area is built into the ground – pretty cool.

If you're into that kind of thing...

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It has not one, but two helicopter pads.

So you'll have plenty of space to park both of yours.

It also has an unreal indoor swimming pool – you'll never need to leave the house again.

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The interior throughout is pretty fucking naff. Like one sitting room is all modern and the next looks like something straight out of Fawlty Towers.

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But I'd be happy if I even had two sitting rooms. 

There are two self-contained guest suites ideal for guests, au pairs or to make into a granny flat for nana. 

Ideal.

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The kitchen is by far the best part, bar the views.

Look at the size of it. 

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Think this place is absolutely ridiculous?

Do let us know in the comments. Sure, we know you will anyways. 

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Alana Laverty

Just a Galway gal eating and writing her way around Dublin alana@lovindublin.com

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