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20th Dec 2016

You’ve More Chance Of Winning The Lotto Than Getting A Room To Rent In This Dublin House Share

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We know that some people can be picky about who they live with, but a group of five people have just put an advert on Daft.ie for a house share that’s quite frankly mind-boggling.

They want to rent a room in this place for €300 a month

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Their first requests are fairly standard, although woman are ruled out immediately…

We are looking for someone to share our home with in Rathmines. You will be sharing with 6 other people (professional from Ireland, Belgium, Spain). 

We are looking for a guy with perfect English who is friendly, clean and respectful. Most importantly we need to find a good fit for our family house (we’re all very close and thus are interested in meeting people who are friends).

There will be six people interviewing you…

We are looking for someone to move and we are holding interviews so we find a good match. If you are interested please let us know by email ONLY and tell us about yourself. 

Oh and before you even think of tricking these guys don’t even bother…

Fluent English Only! 

To prove you read and understand English and have read this please put the name of your favourite film in the first line of the email.

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Oh and they want all your social media profiles so as they can creep on you in advance of the interviews.

PLEASE INCLUDE your:

Age 

Current Location

And a link to your Facebook, Twitter, Couchsurfing or Linkedin profile

Without this info and a Movie Title as a subject line your email will get lost in the 100’s of emails we receive. 

Here is the full list of demands. If you think you can pass all their tests by all means rent it here. Personally I’d tell the lads to stick it!

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