We stroll by them every day and pay no heed, but who knew these life-size lumps of stone or metal knew the intricate inner workings of our minds?
Turns out they’ve all been there, done that and gotten the bronzed t-shirt. Who knew?
1. When you’re still mad off your head waiting for the bus the next day, and need to act casual
2. When you’re put next to Grand Aunt Janet at a family wedding
3. When your mates ask are you sober
4. When you’re waiting on a mate and your phone’s dead
5. When you’ve gone too bloody hard and subtly passed out in the club
6. When you buy a new bra and act all casual like you didn’t even know how great your tits look
7. How you imagine your mate’s new boyfriend to look when she says ‘He went to Trinity’
8. When you have that one friend who has to be fucking different
9. When you’ve been kicked out of the club and you don’t even care