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09th Apr 2017

19 Statues In Dublin That Reflect Exactly How You’re Feeling

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We stroll by them every day and pay no heed, but who knew these life-size lumps of stone or metal knew the intricate inner workings of our minds?

Turns out they’ve all been there, done that and gotten the bronzed t-shirt. Who knew?

1. When you’re still mad off your head waiting for the bus the next day, and need to act casual

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2. When you’re put next to Grand Aunt Janet at a family wedding

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3. When your mates ask are you sober

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4. When you’re waiting on a mate and your phone’s dead

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5. When you’ve gone too bloody hard and subtly passed out in the club

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6. When you buy a new bra and act all casual like you didn’t even know how great your tits look

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7. How you imagine your mate’s new boyfriend to look when she says ‘He went to Trinity’

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8. When you have that one friend who has to be fucking different

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9. When you’ve been kicked out of the club and you don’t even care

#StillGlam

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10. When he texts saying ‘Netflix & Chill?’ but you’ve just been to Burdock’s

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11. When you were about to dump him but he got in there ahead of you

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12. When there’s five minutes left in your ‘Abs & Core’ class and you just can’t anymore

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13. When you get your messiest mate past the Coppers bouncers

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14. Looking for after-party number three after the first two turned out to be spoof

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15. When you’ve finally found one

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16. When you bump into your ex on a night out and they want ‘to talk’

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17. When your friend is turned away and doesn’t know when to stop arguing with the bouncers

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18. When your Tinder date doesn’t look like his profile pic

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19. And when you put way too much effort into the work costume party and try to play it down

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