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Published 00:10 20 Dec 2016 GMT
Add us as a preferred source on Google »It takes a special kind of person to work in an office. Well, to work in an office and not lose their mind, that is...And we feel like The Office has depicted that perfectly.
Whether it's avoiding wilderness retreats or kissing your co-workers, watching The Office sort of sets you up for any stint at a desk.
Maybe not Belsnickel, but pretty much everything else...
And you start to wonder what they must think of you.

Just that one step too far. Every. Single. Time.

They may be a little more 'lets drunk shift at the Christmas party' more than 'if you're a bird, I'm a bird', but they still do.
Love is real.

This goes for work nights out and team-bonding sessions.

Can't think of who it is?
It you.

Because you are old AF and we all have a shitloads of work to do. Sorry, mate.

Quitting time = you time.

'That guy' can mean any number of things. But just remember, never be him.
Never.
EVER.

The kitchen doesn't smell like tuna? Sweet.
You don't have lower back pain? Alright!
The toilet isn't blocked today? YEESSS.

i.e. Buy the office a whole load of Haribo and bring them to YOUR LEVEL.

Nope, you haven't imagined those condescending stares. They're real.

Never let go of them. They understand the madness.

So, very stupid.

So weird.

And volunteering to collect means, by default, you are naive and a little silly.

And you'll need to take it up as a side project if you want to stay alive.

In fact, they ruin everything that's good.

It's true. Trust us.

However utterly bizarre it may be.

The perplexing, frightening madness.

Each and every one.

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