A Response: Anyone Who Disses The 3-in-1 Can Fuck Right Off – And Here’s Why

Anyone familiar with our site will know that there’s been a bit of a furfore in relation to 3-in-1s – those seemingly simple trays of beige food items have created quite a stir.

One member of the LD crew is not that big a fan of these carby trays of deliciousness as he, very vocally, informed our readers.

Naturally, our community was also very vocal in responding to this blasphemous article.

@LovinDublin @AidanCoughlan have a very happy fuck right off with yourself there. The 3 in 1 is the food of champions.

— Emma D’Arcy (@TattooedCRMGirl) September 29, 2015

Enough of this rubbish. Time to set the record straight. Here are 5 reasons why 3-in-1s will always have a place in our hearts.

1. They’re a multifunctional meal

Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? All three? Ahh yeah. Particularly good when re-heated as a hungover brekkie.

2. 3-in-1s are super versatile

How could you ever get sick of a dish when you have so many different variations on it?

Curry, sweet and sour, satay or BBQ? 3 in 1 or 4 in 1? Crispy chicken or chicken balls? The possibilities are endless.

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3. They’re easy on the pocket

4 quid for enough carbs to see you through ’til Christmas? Hunbelievable.

TOOK SOME DESCRIPTION TO THE STAFF, BUT I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON SOME “RICE, CHIPS & CURRY” THANKS @BuzzFeed pic.twitter.com/yy4f32kgwE

— NEO (@WELCOME_ZIDANE) August 20, 2015

4. They require minimal effort to eat

Chewing is for losers.

5. 3-in-1s are easy to come by

Just about every Chinese does them so no matter when you get a craving there’ll be one close by. Plus, they’re pretty hard to fuck up.

It’s rice, chips and sauce, mate!

So, there you have it.

3-in-1s are a national treasure, and I will not enter into further discussion on the matter.

Next person who disses our unofficial national dish of deliciousness can get the fucking boat!

@LovinDublin @AidanCoughlan Get the ????????

— Jennifer Hyland (@JenniferHyland_) September 28, 2015

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